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« on: February 14, 2007, 12:22:17 AM »

Hey everyone. I just thought I would get this off my chest. Since your on them internets you goin ta haell! Just trying to help out. If you need to talk to me, I'm not a priest or a preacher, but I am a good listener, so talk to me babes. Remember,  hell burns. Okay now that I have that out of the way, I can go on to better things. In the book Stiff, the author talks about how doctors tried to figure out if people were really dead. This was before the invention of the stethoscope, so heartbeat could only be monitored by trying to hear with your bare ear. Also, with some ailments the hearbeat can be very faint. Anyways one of the ways to check to see if the person was alive was suggested by a clergyman. His idea was to ram a red hot poker into what the author called the "rear passage." This is awful and made my anus and my large intestine cringe. Just thought I would share this with everyone.
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« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2007, 12:41:59 AM »

Mmmmm...nothing like some good ol' anal tarage.
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« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2007, 04:06:30 AM »

Out of all the things that could be tried to tell if someone was dead, the Clergyman chose to ram something hot up the ass?

People are so interesting...
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« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2007, 04:15:49 AM »

Haha. Don't pretend like you wouldn't try it Wink
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« Reply #4 on: February 14, 2007, 08:42:23 PM »

Stiff's an awesome book. ^_^ Just wait until you get to the part about severed heads, Pookie!
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« Reply #5 on: February 14, 2007, 11:23:57 PM »

Hey Sarah's here! Now LEAVE :|

lol. Thanks for joining.
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« Reply #6 on: February 18, 2007, 10:45:56 PM »

Quite welcome =^_^=
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